Will I do a nude wedding?

I’m sitting in a class full of Sydney wedding celebrants and just asked what the most common weird question they get asked was:

Will you do a nude wedding?

Out of the thirty celebrants four, including me, said yes.

I’m not sure if we’re joking.

I’m still not sure if I would. I can tell you this for sure, I would have to charge another $15,000 for the required cosmetic surgery.